Did you miss my teddy bear cat, Basil Farrow? Here’s tons of cute photos, and a new video where he chases a catnip ball!

Whenever I get a parcel, my Scottish Fold waddles over to inspect the goods. This time, we got to test-drive the TRIA Hair Removal Laser.

Slide the laser head across your skin — beep, beep — every two weeks. Hair will gradually reduce, and in about 6 months, be near gone.

The laser isn’t as powerful as those found in salons. But it’s much cheaper, and you can beep-beep yourself while watching TV. So the question is: does it work?

There’s a security lock and 5 settings; I used the highest one. Pain was negligible, except for the underarms. In the words of Sebastiano: “Aiyyyy! Why it hurt so much? Is beyond human pain!” (I minimized this problem by shaving closely and using ice.)

My honest finding: the Tria does work. After three treatments, there was significant reduction in the pits. Medium reduction on the limbs. I’m happy, and will keep zapping.

I recommend the device if you’re ok with the minor discomfort, and use it regularly on the highest setting. The charge only lasts 30 minutes, so allow time for multiple sessions.

The privacy and convenience are a boon, and the price is affordable ($395) — especially if you share it. The Tria’s available via Amazon and you can learn more on their website.

Now, a new Scottish Fold video! Basil got a catnip ball for Christmas. Watch as he chases and licks the treat (don’t worry, the floor is perfectly clean). He lies down and reaches out with his short paws. Aww.

View the new video on YouTube and above. I’m on an editing frenzy; you can look forward to tons of videos this year.

What are your thoughts on permanent hair removal? Have you tried it? Were you satisfied with the results?

Album of the Day: Aesthetic Perfection – All Beauty Destroyed

I’ve got two holiday treats for you. A cackling new Evil Queen video… and the ridiculousness above.

All hail Scottish Fold cat, Basil Farrow! Isn’t he the cutest cat ever? A cross between Doraemon and a teddy bear.

Big eyes, big feet and no ears.

Don’t forget to keep your pets warm in the winter. Despite the furry exterior, their noses are sensitive and can easily catch cold.

Now, here’s a sneak peek at my NHK Kawaii TV episode, airing Dec 17. La Carmina and her Evil Queens congregate outside a Shinjuku Goth party. During a filming break, we torture the cameraman-victim, and engage in hilarious dialogue. Remember, kids: “Always go forward, but never go STRAIGHT!”

Watch our hijinks above and on YouTube.

More photos from my NHK TV appearance here. I couldn’t have done it with my spooky friends; we always have so much fun together. Thank you all for your support.

Did you laugh at Yukiro’s “trash can” line in the new video? Merry Nightmare Before Christmas!

Album of the Day: Shonen Knife – Sweet Christmas