Reader Ryan sent me a link to a shocking article about a woman who tried to sell “Gothic kittens” on eBay. The Pennsylvania pet groomer put piercings in their ears, necks and tails – and included a submission lead that could be clipped onto the neck ring! Thankfully, the SPCA saved the kitties and the sadistic peddler will be charged.

Mommy would never do such a thing to her Scottish Foldy, even if he had ears for piercing! Instead, she’ll rely on Photoshop CS3 to Goth him up. The accessories are by Japanese designer Suppurate System.

It takes a lot of remover to cut through Goth kitty makeup… In this new video, Basil Farrow gets his ears, face, and fat feet cleaned!