MODERN CAT FURNITURE, DESIGNER CAT SCRATCHER MODELED BY CUTE FAT SCOTISH FOLD CAT. PET DESIGN FURNITURE & ACCESSORIES, CHEEKY CHAISE.
Ready for some kawaii? Let’s give the microphone to my Scottish Fold kitty-chan, Basil Farrow…
Wahhh! CSN Stores sent me a big, long parcel — what could it be? Mommy opened it out and I ran over to sniff the Thing. Made of cardboard, and has a curve. Mmm, could it be a head-rest?
Or a skateboarding ramp for my mouse-mouse? Nooo it’s supposed to be for me!
When in doubt about something, step on it and see what happens. The texture feels nice against my claws… wahh, I understand now. It’s a modern pet chair and scratcher fit for the King of the Maoos.
The ergonomic curves are perfect for curling up into a ball and napping.
Plus, there’s room to stretch out and dangle my big paws. My architect grandpa says it reminds him of Frank Gehry’s fancy curvy corrugated cardboard chair.
My little nose is very sensitive… but the recliner is made from high-quality recycled cardboard, without any toxic adhesives. After I’ve destroyed it with my claws, it’s 100% recyclable.
Ai-yah, perhaps the Cheeky Chaise is not quite wide enough to contain my girth… but that’s the story of my life! I’m sure your kitties will fit into it just fine.
Don’t I look like a fat baby Buddha? I feel like one when I’m sitting in my comfy throne. (Wink!)
A million head bonks to CSN Stores for sending me this Cheeky Chaise Cardboard Scratcher ($119.99, free shipping). AllModernPet carries every item imaginable to pamper your pet, from plush beds to wheeled carriers and Swarovski collars. From now on, I’m going to refuse to sit on anything except designer pet furniture!
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Do you pamper your pets? If so, how?
Japanese word of the day: Modern = Gendaiteki (na).
Song of the Day: Boowy – Only You
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BIZARRE FOODS WITH ANDREW ZIMMERN: VIDEO OF TRAVEL CHANNEL TV SHOW, JAPAN JAIL THEME RESTAURANT WITH LA CARMINA.
At long last, the Tokyo episode of Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern — featuring La Carmina as his guide to weird theme restaurants — has aired! Huge thanks to the crew for having me on the show, and to all of you who tuned in. I’m glad you enjoyed our bloody dining adventure.
What, you missed the Travel Channel premiere? Wipe those tears away: I’ve posted the clip below and on my YouTube channel.
Harajuku “fashion author and blogger” La Carmina brings Andrew Zimmern to Tokyo’s strangest theme restaurant, Alcatraz ER, on Travel Channel’s Bizarre Foods TV show. She and her Goth friends drink red slush out of a mannequin’s head and eat “Russian Roulette” takoyaki behind the bars a jail cell. You can read/see more of the horror mental hospital cafe in La Carmina’s book Crazy Wacky Theme Restaurants: Tokyo (Mark Batty, Random House).
We shot my title sequence in Shibuya, shortly after I met up with Zimmern at the Hachiko dog statue. People were staring as I strutted around and blew kisses to the camera…
Mistress Maya wasn’t grossed out by the “bedpan of beer.” I think she drank most of it straight!
My fashionable Tokyo spooks joined me for the shoot. Andrew Zimmern and the film crew were very nice to us all. (I wrote about the experience in my CNNGo article here.)
What’s more disturbing: pumping a syringe of red head goop into your mouth, or a pink Cheshire Cat eating pizza with chopsticks?
Come watch my Bizarre Foods video clip! Reactions? What was your favorite moment in the dining experience?
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Japanese word of the day: Bizarre = Hen or Kimyo
Song of the Day: The video’s intro and outro music is Malice Mizer – Chinurareta Kajitsu.
LA CARMINA
