RONAN: So is the second photo the same person from the waist down?
CARMINA: It sure is.
RONAN: I…am now even more disturbed about your gender claims.
CARMINA: Those hipbones…
RONAN: DJ whatsit waxes? You know what, let’s not discuss.
CARMINA: He’s wearing a well-known Japanese cyber brand, Takuya Angel.
RONAN: Moving swiftly along, as dude skirts go, this one is… cheerful. I dig the Hello Kitty ripoff sidekick.
CARMINA: You’d wear it?
RONAN: Hells yeah, I’ll wear a stuffed animal on my skirt. The bag looks recently deceased, but at least it matches the other recently deceased thing on his back.
CARMINA: At least it’s obviously faux fur. No Basils died in the making of this outfit
RONAN: Yes. We are pro faux here. You know, say what you want, but this outfit requires commitment. Homegirl takes his dead-animal-wearing-anime-clown-skirt seriously. And I can get behind that.
CARMINA: He does this on a nightly basis at Tokyo clubs.
RONAN: Bless him.
CARMINA: He often wears a neon green penis barrette in his cyber dreads.
RONAN: Ah, the classic cyber-dread-penis-barrette look. I hear it goes great with a suit.
CARMINA: I’ll make you a pink one to wear to your next shindig.
RONAN: I’ll take it. Now do I get my cat back?
CARMINA: We’ll let him decide whether he wants to live with mommy or daddy. (slips Basil a vial of catnip)
RONAN: I can see where this is going. Ruh roh. Just promise not to wear him out to clubs, okay? DJ Sisen might skin him.

CARMINA: Too late.
RONAN: There’s something to be said for a woman who knows how to wear a fake dead cat with conviction. Hats off, Carmina.
CARMINA: Pants off, Basil’s father!

Curtains and a round of tomatoes! For more witty repartee, check out The Committee category. The credits roll to one of my favorite Italodance tracks…