We sewed a man’s lips shut on German TV! Lip sewing body modification, Joko & Klaas in Vancouver.
A meditative moment at the beach? Not quite. I’m surrounded by TV crew cameras, and about to force a German man to stitch his mouth together with needle and thread.
I appeared on the popular TV show “Joko und Klaas” or “Circus HalliGalli,” which aired last week on Pro Sieben network. Our body modification episode got a lot of stunned tweets from viewers in Germany. What was so shocking about it?
Lip sewing on German TV! Lips sewn shut, body… by lacarmina
Watch the “Joko in Kanada” video clip, featuring La Carmina, First Mate Naomi, and body mod artist Russ Foxx… if you dare.
For the shoot, I wore a Miho Matsuda plaid dress from Closet Child, a Danier leather jacket, and Demonia shoes. My hair color and crimped/rolled style is the work of Stephanie Hoy, at Avant Garde hair in Yaletown.
You may recall that we Pirates previously worked with Joko und Klaas, on a bagelhead forehead inflation challenge filmed in Tokyo, Japan. The episode was such a hit that they wanted to do another show with us.
Our TV production company pitched a few crazy ideas, and the one involving lip-sewing in Vancouver stuck. Naomi and I took charge of arranging, casting and coordinating the episode (as well as hosting it).
The night Naomi arrived, tragedy struck. Her hotel was set on fire, and my car window was smashed with a giant rock by a crazy random person. Nobody was hurt, but we were left with quite the shock. On the bright side: the Vancouver Global TV news team decided to interview me about my harrowing experience.
At least my life-long goal of being a hysterical eyewitness on the news has been fulfilled. How funny that I looked like this on camera.
We kicked off the German TV shoot at gorgeous Acadia Beach. (The filming took two days in June, in various Vancouver BC locations.)
The concept of “Duell um die Welt”: Joko and Klaas challenge each other to insane tasks around the world. Relaxing by the ocean, Joko thinks he’s off the hook.
But an Asian horror doll creeps up on him… in the video, you can see how I gave Joko a mighty scare!
Before each take, the director gave us a general idea of the narrative, but we improvised all the lines. The sound boom microphone went back and forth between us as we spoke. We did it a few times, from a few different angles, and then moved on.
With this landscape as our backdrop, it’s easy to make the shots look good.
The 8-person crew (plus Naomi and me) piled into the rental van, and we stopped by Granville Island. I showed Joko the beauty of the marina.
Gotta work the body to get the shot! (Photos in this post by First Mate Naomi.)
We hammed it up — ohohoh! Muahaha! So far, life is a laugh for Joko. He has no idea what’s coming for him…
Getting direction at the Gastown steam clock. You can tell I’m enjoying my TV presenting work.
It was fun to show Joko the tourist-y parts of my hometown. When the clock struck the hour, the steam blew and we danced around in joy.
In front of the Gassy Jack statue, there were inevitably gas jokes.
No, that’s not a stalker. It’s how we film walk-and-talk scenes, this time at Pan Pacific.
In all, this ended up being a good travel overview of Vancouver. We finished downtown, at Robson Street. Joko did a somersault in the crosswalk.
Everyone worked quickly and was easygoing — a nice change from the frantic attitude of some TV productions.
However, when night falls, I am not such a nice girl. We reunited with Naomi by the dumpster in a dark alley. She told him, Klaas sent her to deliver a challenge.
Can anything beat a bagelhead? I think we did. We sent Joko to the studio of Russ Foxx… to get lips stitched shut!
If you’ll recall from my HuffPost interview, Russ is a body modification artist based in Vancouver. He made a theatrical entrance that scared the daylights out of Joko.
Lip sewing is an extreme body mod that should only be done by an experienced artist like Russ. Why stitch your lips together? Some do it as a fetish, or to reflect and self-test, or for performance. I’ve seen people with sewn eyelids and mouths firsthand in Prague and Tokyo party scenes.
Russ Foxx made six stitches in total, without anesthetic. He used the utmost precision and sanitation measures, and walked Joko through each step.
The sewing hurts, as much as six lip piercings would. Here’s the finished result. (Wonder why my friend is suddenly speechless…)
For the final scene, we threw an impromptu underground party. None of this would have been possible without Isaac, master of Sin City Fetish night, who pulled together the venue and crowd in record time. Naomi made the poster above for “Spooky Saturday.”
I’m so grateful to everyone who came to The Waldorf to party with us, and be on German TV. Thank you for always supporting me.
DJ Evilyn got people dancing.
I felt bad because the TV shoot ran late, and we couldn’t get to the party until around 1am. Still, there was a grinding crowd and lots of latex outfits!
For the closing scene, we all sang the Crash Test Dummies song, “Mmm mmm mmm mmm.” With his Miffy-mouth, Joko was barely able to hum along.
That’s a wrap! Russ removed Joko’s stitches — you can only keep them in for a few hours — and all was well in the universe again.
Have you heard about the lip sewing body mod before? If you have opinion or questions about it, I invite you to leave a comment and we can discuss.
I hope you enjoyed our latest TV work! Please take a minute to watch it on Dailymotion, and let me know what you think. Thanks to all the German newspapers who wrote about our episode, including Focus, Bild, and News.de
PS: if you’re interested in working with La Carmina & The Pirates, we offer TV coordination, production, casting and hosting services, in Tokyo and worldwide. We’ve worked with National Geographic, Food Network, Travel Channel, Discovery, NHK and more (all clips and details here.)
PPS: Off to Japan soon! We’ve confirmed a new TV job, shooting in Tokyo this December. Stay tuned to my site for casting announcements; we’d love for you to join the fun.
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51 Comments
ahahahaa!! Awesome!
Loved it!!
Amazeballs! <3
Teehee! L)
the ending had me in stiches. pun intended
ohohohoho
love your blog and vids =]
yay!
Lol, you really have to be a sadist. I would totally pitty Joko for having to undergo this…
it made for great TV ;)
Omg that would hurt so much btw
as much as 6 needle pricks.
Will he ever get the stitches out
He did and you can’t see scars
after a few hours he did and no problem.
The pics are fun and you look really So beautiful! Want your hair,i used to have coloured hair too… :-)
can’t understand why peoples are shocked..I would totaly do this too.that just proof that we are not like “normal” peoples..haha
Indeed ;)
This is a really fun video – I wish the majority of it was in English! I love how “Canada” is “Kanada” and Carmina’s appearance on the beach is hilarious! Same with meeting Naomi by a dumpster – really, really fun and good stuff!
Muahahaha!
omg
I never heard of lip stitching! :O Wow!
I’ve heard about these dorsal surface piercings that are used for an on-skin ‘corset lacing’ and such. From what I know these are also only temporary as you can’t keep the rings in there because there’s just too much muscle movement and stress on the tissue there. But I think it looks really cool!
I think they look really cool too! Maybe for a photoshoot, could be a great visual.
…it’s awesome.
Great to see so many out to support this project. Keep it going!
Wheee!!
Fun!
I LOVE IT!!!
Beautiful hajr. The new color suits you too.
i was in love with you, instantly Carmina
awww
i spook everyone i face
la carmina is the best
xoxox
nice
very beautiful
this was way crazy… wow that guy was super calm about the whole thing…
He was a trooper!
surprisingly in fashion like always :)
and now.. blue green hair!! woo!
I’m not a fan of the show but since you was in it, I watched ;)
Thanks for watching! The guys are very nice and good to work with :)
Sew my girlfriend’s mouth up.
haha! she can still hum…
ust know u from this show! U r sooo awesome girl! ;)
Thank you! Did you see the bagelheads episode we did with Klaas last year? http://lacarmina.com/2012/09/wordpress-custom-designer-blog-theme-art-nouveau-absinthe-naomiyaki-illustration-character-design-comic-art-drawings/
I saw it :3
haha omg, thanks for putting it up! I missed this episode
Hair and your dress. They really are amazing things sweet. I really like that hair. It looks great, inviting a crazy way. I’m really intrigued by it
That’s so funny!
Can’t wait to see it!
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