Blink, and you may have missed that I spent a few days in Portland, Oregon!

On this short but sweet trip, I got to catch up with my pirate comrades and hang out in the stylish new Jupiter Hotel Next.

I haven’t been to PDX for a few years, and am pleased to report that yes — Portland is as weird as ever.

Keep reading to see our adventure at the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium, where I got probed by aliens and sat on Krampus’ knee!

In 2013, I visited Portland, Oregon for the first time and stayed at the original Jupiter Hotel. I had fun shooting with the space-inspired rooms, and exploring the kooky and Gothic subcultures in the city. 

This time, I rested my head at the Jupiter Next, the hip new outpost of the Jupiter Hotel located right next door.

Opened in 2018, Jupiter Next is a sleek and stylish boutique hotel set in a funky six-floor building.

The lobby is an airy space featuring concrete planes, walls of plants, and giant windows that let in plenty of natural light. Many of the staff and guests are tattooed and pierced types with colored hair… The Jupiter is my type of place!

I put together an outfit with “Clueless” vibes. (The beret and yellow and black tartan are totally Cher Horowitz.)

My plaid skirt and bats beret are by Sourpuss Clothing, criss-cross top from Forest Ink, and my black platform pumps are found here.

Every morning, I made it a routine to get free coffee with oat milk downstairs at the Hey Love bar. The baristas also have a spectacular handmade pumpkin latte…

Hey Love, their resident restaurant, serves tropical-inspired dishes and cocktails. Loved the brunch presentation that included edible flowers on a generous platter of chilaquiles.

Be sure to take a break on the rooftop terrace, which has sweeping views of Portland’s historic buildings and mountains. The hotel is located in East Burnside, an easy walk from plenty of chic cafes, bars, and the Lovecraft Bar (a favorite Goth party space).

The Jupiter Next is also a home for the local art and performance scene. There’s a music venue on the property, and regular events and partnerships with creatives. (Hotel pics by local artist Naomi Rubin.)

The art in each room sums up this design hotel’s playful Portland vibe.

Each room is outfitted with cozy modern amenities, and has fabulous views of the city from a big picture window.

You can compare the Next to the original Jupiter Hotel, where I stayed on my first trip to PDX. The original has more of a motel and partying feel, while the new one is a more chic and upscale “big sister.” 

Close-up on my hoop pearl earrings from Stephen Einhorn — I’ve been wearing them non-stop. The medium hoop Creole earrings have an elegant French vibe, and stand out with an all-black outfit and dark hair.

My black beret with flying bats is by Sourpuss Clothing.

Close-up on my Dainty Skull bangle, also from House of Einhorn. (The British designer is famed for his fine Gothic jewelry, including the rings Johnny Depp wore in Dark Shadows.)

The silver double-skull bangle is a subtle yet striking piece, which can be worn alone or layered. You can also customize the eyes by adding in diamonds or gems for sparkle.

More from the Jupiter Next at the end of this blog post… But first, let’s go out into the city and get freaky.

I did my best to “Keep Portland Weird” — and I think I succeeded.

Wearing a neon green alien beanie and abduction hoodie, by Chicago streetwear designer Cryptic Apparel. 

My pirate comrades and I were excited to experience the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium, the craziest and strangest museum / art attraction in Portland, OR.

The exterior gives you a hint of the disturbing kitsch horror within… This seems like our type of place!

We visited the Freaky but True Peculiarium right before it moved to a new and larger location, with more exhibits. (Check their site to see the new address and details.)

The gift shop alone is worth a visit. You can spend a good amount of time here marveling at the quirky objects for sale, and taking disturbing photos with Sasquatch. Many of the offbeat works are by local artists, including a wall of comics by Portland creators.

The mish-mash of items ranged from funny to puzzling to terrifying. We were tickled to see vintage clown plates, chocolate chip cookies made with bugs, “anti-hipster” poison vials… If it’s freaky or peculiar, you’ll be sure to find it here.

Admission to the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium is $5, but you get in free if you wear a hardcore costume.

Inside, you’ll find a hodgepodge of displays that don’t make much sense — but they’re all eerie, bloody or weird in some way. In this corner, you can sit on a leering Krampus and take photos –– much like pictures with Santa! (Or Satan…)

The emporium of oddities pays tribute to sci-fi, horror, urban legends and other weird niches. Two of my favorites were the Vampire Killing Kit, and a blood-spewed bathroom titled “Dude where’s my guts.”

This isn’t a haunted house, so you won’t experience any jump-scares. However, you’ll be certain to be creeped out by something in this enormous collection.

A Victorian dollhouse looks like an innocent playhouse for children… until you notice the murderous scenes in each room.

You’re encouraged to take photos at the Freakybuttrue Peculiarium, and many areas are set up for fun selfies.

A group of art students put together the wildest attraction of all… An alien autopsy in progress! 

There’s a hole for you to pop your head out and be part of the dissection. I seem to be okay with having my organs harvested. Aliens need to learn human anatomy and eat protein, after all…

This mannequin in a bunny-suit, on the other hand, gave me the willies. Warning: if you’re planning to visit the bathroom here, you might be in for a spooky surprise…

Wearing an alien abduction sweatshirt and skullcap by Cryptic Apparel. Not sure if this Cosmic Portland portal is teleporting me to the future, or back to the 1980s.

I think I’ll press the Depeche Mode button, and wind up in a 1986 Goth club.

(The space vibes match my Alina Abegg alien pinky ring.)

The Freakybuttrue Peculiarium is one hell of a weird place — and that’s saying a lot, for Portland!

Speaking of devilish matters… I went on a hunt for Gothic and Satanic themed things in Portland.

I couldn’t resist trying a pentagram doughnut from the popular Voodoo Donuts. Called the Diablo Rex, this is a chocolate cake donut with red sprinkles, hailed with a white vanilla pentagram star.

(You can also ask for a pentagram pizza from Sizzle Pie, which has various locations in PDX.)

I stopped by Powell’s Books, and was in heaven — there were rooms upon rooms of esoteric tomes, zines, and novels. Everything is free to browse on the shelves… except the occult / Satanic books and tarot cards, which are locked behind a glass case!

Is it because books like the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey are too dangerous for innocent eyes? The truth is more mundane: emo teenagers tend to steal these books, hence the extra layer of protection!

If you love eclectic shops, be sure to stroll along Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard. There are plenty of alt cafes and two Gothic boutiques: Danse Macabre (above), and Another State of Mind. 

Portland’s NW 21st and 23rd avenues also have funky shops, including Paxton Gate. Find two-headed skeletons, horned taxidermy, and rare fossils including T-rex teeth.

Death, 666, and upside down crucifixes are everywhere… Hail Portland!

So much wonderful street art to see all over Portland, including this grinning skull. “You turned around, and you had these wooden teeth!”

I kept warm in my Skandinavik pink Mongolian fur coat with a hood.

Another look at my Stephen Einhorn skeleton heads bracelet. A timeless piece and a perfect gift for anyone with a Gothic disposition.

If you’re curious about the original Jupiter Hotel, you can see my review here from a few years ago. It turned out to be the perfect place to wear my astronaut outfit for Halloween.

Very happy I got to experience the new Jupiter Next. Waking up to these views in the X Room was heaven.

If you’re looking for hip accommodations in Portland, the Jupiter Next Hotel can’t be beat for value and location. It’s also a great spot to grab craft cocktails or a meal with friends.

A salute to Weird Portland — there’s so much to love about this city, and I’m keen to come back again soon.

OOTD: Clueless plaid skirt and hat by Sourpuss Clothing, cut out black top from Forest Ink.

PS: For more alternative and Goth travel tips, check out my full Portland, Oregon series here. I cover The Lovecraft Bar, pirate Day-Glo golf, absinthe and Victorian theater, underground warehouse parties, and other weird and wonderful attractions!