Arrrrr… I’m a pirate, sailing through the seven seas! (Ears flip backward!)

Ahoy! Is that a land-lubber avast?

Wait a minute… Mommy’s coming towards me with an armload of clothes.

Ai-yah! I better get out of here… before she ships me across the ocean!

PS: Mommy is having an online garage sale! She’s selling her barely-worn designer clothes online mostly for $10-20. So HERE IS THE LINK TO MY GARAGE SALE with nearly 200 items available at low, low prices!

Why do you say that I look like an owl?

I may have big eyes and a round, flat face…

… but I don’t say “hoot hoot.” I say Wahhh!

Do I look more like Garfield when I hang over the table?

Or when I’m looking up?

Wait a minute… these photos don’t make me look fat… do they?

Sigh. I feel a little… lost… after reading Poppy Z Brite’s “Lost Souls.”

What if I’m really a vampire kitty? What if my true parents are blood-sucking demons?

If so, then why do I look like Garfield? Why don’t I have black fur and big pointy ears?

Maybe I should start wearing corset-laced leather…

Maoo maooo… Mommy made me a lace Gothic Lolita bonnet!

Wait. Bonnets are for… girls?

But I’m a boy… I think…

If I turn my head, nobody will know it’s me. Right?
(No ears, sideways feet!)

Want to learn how to do the “cat stretch” yoga pose? Lie on your back and stretch out your right paw…

Then roll over and extend your left leg…

Um… try to stay on the yoga mat while you do this!

Poor Basil Farrow is lying on his back a lot these days… life’s tough when you’re forced to wear a fur coat all year round! Many of your animal companions (aka pets) must be in the same predicament – so we made a video with tips on how to beat the summer heat.

1) Leave several bowls of cool water around the house. Replenish often.
2) Groom your pets regularly: shaving or brushing.
3) Wipe down your cat’s body with a cool, wet towel.
4) Keep your house well-ventilated, but go easy on the AC and fans.
5) Lick the occasional spoonful of organic, plain yogurt.
6) Ensure there are cool areas for your pets to rest.
- Remember… a cool cat is a happy cat!

Look at all the toys I have!

All mind, all mine… mao mao mao!

Ahhh! I found the perfect spot to suntan: on the computer keyboard!

Cross your fingers that I don’t delete Mommy’s files again…

I love to read storybooks.

Learning Japanese isn’t quite as easy… especially when there’s a test coming up.

How do you write “Scottishu Furorudo” again??